Sheldon Cooper: A few people in the comments section have said that my delivery is robotic. Perhaps it isn’t the compliment it sounds like.
Sheldon Cooper: I read his research; it’s leaps and bounds ahead of mine. Which means the Mommy of the smartest man in the university isn’t mine as I had thought. It’s his mommy!
Sheldon Cooper: Yo, now there’s no need to get defensive. Look, I’m not unsympathetic to your plight. You- my father used to say that a woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a warm Texas day.
Alex Jensen: What?
Sheldon Cooper: Full of eggs and only appealing for a short time.